New Stretch Goals Unlocked!
over 1 year ago
– Tue, Jun 06, 2023 at 02:24:07 PM
Triscendent Success!
We are flying through stretch goals so fast, but the one we just completed at $33,333 is huge. The Vault is now set up with a content & art upgrade, and this campaign book is going to be everything we dreamed it could be! With your help we are paying everyone rates we're proud of and giving your Field Team support for an incredible career.
Two new stretch goals unredacted now:
And if we can reach our next Triscendent Stretch Goal at $66,666 we'll be sending out the Complete Set in a very Normal Box designed after the Agency's Normal Briefcase. We're so excited for this box and hope we can make it happen with your help.
You've already helped us in a huge way, but if you are in the mood: Tell your friends! Get extra Dice and Triangle Agendas for your field team! Post online and help us keep this momentum going.
Thanks so much. (And thank you for receiving so many emails from us today! We didn't expect it either!!!)
- Haunted Table
2 STRETCH GOALS DOWN! And a warning from the Agency...
over 1 year ago
– Tue, Jun 06, 2023 at 12:02:03 PM
Thank you so much!!!
Thanks to your support these two stretch goals are already unlocked:
The next one is huge. At $33,333 we hit our first Triscendent Stretch Goal, and what it represents is the best version of the Vault mission book. Everyone with a copy of The Vault will get twice as much content and over a dozen additional illustrations. That's money going directly to our art and writing teams to create those additions, and it's all thanks to you.
Can we make it to $33,333 by tonight?
This morning we never would have believed it, but now it's absolutely possible.
Below is a message we received from the Agency a short while ago. If you'd like to see this messages as they arrive, join Our Discord, where the Agency posts directly on a regular basis!
CELEBRATORY WARNING.
We are receiving reports that an invasive entity has activated launch protocols early and set the campaign in motion prior to the completion of the Kickstarter Promotional Video. We recommend you DO NOT WATCH the video, as it contains dangerous content unsafe for new hires.
With that out of the way, we would like to celebrate our success with the following unrelated imperatives.
- IMPERATIVE: Reach as many stretch goals as possible.
- IMPERATIVE: Do not look at the stretch goals once they are completed.
- IMPERATIVE: Tell your friends about the campaign! There's employment enough for everyone.
- IMPERATIVE: Ensure they are going to remain loyal to the company and will not be swayed by invasive entities.
THIS CONCLUDES THE CELEBRATORY WARNING.
More soon!
- Haunted Table
We funded in FORTY MINUTES?!
over 1 year ago
– Tue, Jun 06, 2023 at 08:06:06 AM
We just funded in 40 minutes. Thank you so, so much.
More later, but first, our first two un-redacted stretch goals:
Kodasea did an AMAZING job on the first big illustration, and we really hope we'll be able to get a second one. Concept isn't finalized, but you can expect to see a more Agency-focused illustration for #2.
This one is something we really, really hope to reach. This book is already going to be amazing, but giving these writers room to DOUBLE every mission is going to push this to the next level. The ENTIRE TEAM gets a pay boost here, so it's such a gift to reach it.
If you want more indie horror TTRPGs in your life, check out this project created by Adam Vass and one of our Vault Writers, Logan Dean. 1978: The Night They Came Home is one of our most anticipated games of this year, and it launched at the same time as us!!! Go show them some love.
Thank you again, so, so much.
More from the Agency soon.
-Caleb & Sean (Haunted Table)